Jenna Bush
is a Proud Republican Goddess
God Bless America
Jenna Bush
Is an Uber Hottie and you are not! She makes The Baby Jesus stand at attention.
You may look, but do not touch. Unless Stephen Colbert has Nailed her first.

Jenna busy 'studying'.

Seeded from the loins of The Greatest President Ever, Jenna Bush is one half of the first "First Twins". The first "Second Twins" are Karl Rove's breasts.

Jenna is the crazy, party-girl half of the duo. Together she and sister Babs defeated the evil liberal spawn of John Kerry during the infamous "Battle of the daughters" during the 2004 election. Jenna and her sister celebrated their victory by traveling to Argentina, where they ran around their hotel naked screaming "go bushes!!".

Has been MarriedEdit

The announcement was made at the family ranch in Crawford. Jenna's fiance is named Henry Hager.

Wedding Gift IdeasEdit

Playing on Jenna's iPollEdit

God bless America. After a week of mourning and battery licking to forget it, reports the Greatest Presidential Daughter Ever is engaged. They met:

The poll was created at 22:22 on February 8, 2010, and so far 11 people voted.

External SourcesEdit

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