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Jellyfish are plastic grocery bag-like creatures that wander America's Planet's Oceans in search of normal fish.

To feed themselves, jellyfish kill off entire species.

Unlike regular animals, jellyfish do not have fins and propel themselves by flapping their oversized flagella in very much the same way a drag queen uses her bouffant wig to propel her float in a gay pride parade.

Until Dr. Colbert says otherwise, jellyfish are the Godless Killer Queen Machines of the sea.

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Jellyfish is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition

This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.

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