Jeffrey Goldberg
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

Jeffery Goldber is a writer/journalist who looks like a Wisconsin dairy farmer & Al Qaeda member.

December 2, 2008 NailingEdit


  • snuck a variety of contraband onto airplanes, Stephen hopes he enjoyed the cavity search from his staff
  • The Atlantic article
    • airport security is a waste of money
  • claims we have the illusion of security, not real security
  • take more clothing off
  • not security, it's security theater
  • bit player in a federally funded show (?)
  • the show should be more exciting
  • every tenth passenger should be striped and searched
  • flew to New York and carried the following items with him on the plane:
    • 8" utility knife
    • box cutter
    • extra blades
    • Hezzbollah flag
    • Osama bin Laden t-shirt purchased in Pakistan
    • 8 ounce tube of whitening Crest toothpaste
  • spend money on intelligence
    • before terrorism gets to our shores
  • TSA should never be allowed on a plane ever again
  • cannot get on the No Fly List

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