Jeff Skilling is an American entrepreneur who created billions of dollars worth of wind and gas which generously gave it all to America out of a sense of pure altruism and a desire to be the Fleer Bubble Gum cartoon character of the 21st century.
Despite his generosity, Fleer chewers still much prefer Pud.
Today, he waxes dogs at a federal security facility near Rabbit Hash Kentucky and enjoys playing Where's the Soothing Ointment? with his roommates.
For his birthday Jeff would like a lapdance and 100 million dollars.