Wikia

Wikiality

Jeff Munson

12,423pages on
this wiki
Talk0
OrangeJumpsuit
SWATTeam
Jeff Munson
is a Traitor
And will soon feel the wrath of a vengeful Baby Jesus.
EXCLAMATIONpoint
BEARsqu
"Jeff Munson"
is an Official "Lover of Immoral Bears" (LiB) Site™
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
MunsonBear

Half-man, half-bear, all traitor-to-his-species.

Jeff Munson is a zookeeper at New York City's Bronx Zoo and self-described 'friend of bears.'

On the July 18, 2006 edition of The Colbert Report, he was profiled for part one of the one part series, "Stephen Colbert's Problems Without Solutions".

Munson actually believes he is doing the right thing by taking care of these godless killing machines and is so deluded that he has actually named the bears under his care after all-American comic book icons Archie, Betty, Veronica and Jughead.

He considers the well-being of these 700 pound killers akin to caring for a relative.

Stockholm SyndromeEdit

MunsonPicanic

Munson swipes a pic-a-nic basket, mimicing his evil bear overlords' behavior.

Like Patty Hearst and people from Stockholm, Munson has convinced himself that bears are his buddies: a survival strategy that makes him do his victimizer's bidding, according to psychiatrist and trauma expert Dr. Alan Manovitz.

Around Wikia's network

Random Wiki