An American who wants to retire the penny, what will Stephen use for tipping?
April 9, 2008 NailingEdit
- costs more to make a penny than a penny
- wasting time handling pennies at a register
- stop and smell the pennies
- doesn't want to stare at the back of every woman
- people can keep them, use them
- round all transactions to the nearest nickel
- which will create the penny tax
- What about Lincoln?
- like re-assassinating Lincoln
- shooting him in the head with a penny
- has no plan to attack the $5 bill
- kids will have nothing to stick up their noses
- have nothing to toss off tall buildings to kill people
- thinks Leave-a-Penny jars are "fabulous"
- find a penny pick it up, all day you'll have good luck
- has never heard it, hence not qualified
- its survival is due to luck, because it's not worth shit (the zinc, not the dollar)
- anti-penny lobby endorses Obama