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Jeff Goldblum
appeared at The Entrance to the Eagle's Nest
without technically becoming a guest of "The Colbert Report"
Jeff Goldblum
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!



Dr. Colbert dedicated an entire portion of one segment of The Report to Mr. Goldblum.Episode #579

Alfred e newman

The Young Ghost-To-Be
Goldblum is pictured here as a young lad, in a pre-paranormal state, just after inventing the Republican Biblical text, Mad Magazine.

The fly

Always The Dashing Leading Man
Goldblum before going into make-up for Law and Order: Criminal Intent.

Quote open clear3 Jeff Goldblum's performances combined the muscularity of Brando, the pathos of Streep, and the musky sensuality of a pride of baboons. Quote close clear2
~The Ghost of Jeff Goldblum
The Colbert Report, June 29, 2009

Jeff Goldblum is a Hollywood sodomite who is half-American and half-fly.

He appear near the entrance of The Eagle's Nest to thank Dr. Colbert for speaking out about Obama's senseless killing of an innocent insect-AmericanEpisode #574. His co-stars include aliens, dinosaurs, and most frighteningly of all, William Hurt. He is currently in "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" on the USA network. Characters Welcome.

On June 29, 2009 Dr. Colbert confirmed the death of Mr. Goldblum to his stunned audience, which included Mr. Goldblum himself.

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