"At last, I'm reunited with this hot piece of ass!"
~ Ronald Reagan's Ghost


The camera always loved her.

Jeane Kirkpatrick (b. 1928 d. 2006) was the United States Ambassador to the United Nations from 1981-1985.

A pioneer of the neoconservative movement, she is also the spiritual and physical mother of John Bolton. Bolton's father is, of course, our Greatest Dead President Ronald Reagan.

Career HighlightsEdit

  • Professor at Georgetown University
  • Killed 1,347 Sandinistas with her bare hands, ate their hearts to collect their souls.
  • Called the United Nations' Universal Declaration of Human Rights a "letter to Santa Claus"
  • Senior fellow at the American Enterprise Institute

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