Jean Schmidt

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Jean Schmidt
is a Proud Republican Goddess
God Bless America
Jean Schmidt-Dratch

Pickles' tailor

Jean Schmidt-DratchRVS

Lookin' fa-u-lous in da howz!

Jean Schmidt is a former Representative from Ohio who could always be trusted to tell it like it is inside her tennis ball-shaped head. Originally Laura Bush's tailor, Jean ran for congress and won the second district of Ohio on a platform of fashion, fashion, fashion!

The courageous congresswoman had the balls to call "Vietnam veteran" John Murtha the coward that he is. (Like America would really lose a war, Johnny!) As a result, she decided that she wanted to spend more time with family.

Jean Schmidt
was a United States Representative
for the state of Ohio, but has since "retired".

TGPE2008SOTUv2 This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".
Until Jean Schmidt gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" Jean Schmidt by unloading your gut onto this page.

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