Jean Schmidt is a former Representative from Ohio who could always be trusted to tell it like it is
inside her tennis ball-shaped head. Originally Laura Bush's tailor, Jean ran for congress and won the second district of Ohio on a platform of fashion, fashion, fashion!
The courageous congresswoman had the balls to call "Vietnam veteran" John Murtha the coward that he is. (Like America would really lose a war, Johnny!) As a result, she decided that she wanted to spend more time with family.
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