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Mr. Z speechifying at the UN


Mr. Z commiserating with the enemy

Jay-Z (born Sean Carter) is a "Hip-Hopster" best known for being the possible new black friend of Dr. Stephen Colbert, as revealed in the December 2006 issue of GQ Magazine. The adopted son of former President and continuous enemy of America Jimmy Carter, Jay overcame his commie influnces to be come one of Americas most successful black entrepreneurs, and maker of sweet brown sugar love to the much more attractive Beyoncé Knowles.

Mr. Z belongs to Bono's Bonoschtapo, the secret cabal of musicians who teamed up with the UN to destroy everything dear to Our Glorious Stephen.

Stephen's Favorite Jay-Z SongsEdit

  • Dirt Off Your Shoulder
  • Encore
  • Can't Knock The Hustle
  • Can I Live
  • Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)
  • 99 Problems
  • Big Pimpin'
  • December 4th
  • Pop For Rock
  • Things That U Do
  • Dope Man
  • Izzo
  • Never Change
  • All I Need
  • Change Clothes
  • Friend or Foe
  • Face-off
  • Rap Game/Crack Game
  • Can I Get A...
  • Jigga Wha, Jigga Who

NOTE: Crazy In Love is too much of a Beyoncé song to make the list.

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