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Stephen from Knox
Jason Chaffetz
has been featured on "The Colbert Report"
as a part of the Better Know A District segment.

January 6, 2009 Better KnowingEdit


  • new congress
  • Rahm Emanual is not in Congress anymore
  • Nancy Pelosi wrote Stephen a personal letter
    • present the letter for one free frozen yogurt
  • 53rd installment
  • Utah 3rd
Stephen Colbert and Freshman Congressman Jason Chaffetz plays Stephen’s single: Charlene (I'm Right Behind You) on Rock Band 2.

home to craggy weathered landmarks

Provo Provo freedom festival Brigam Young University

Jason Chafitz has the tabernacles to represent Utah's Third

youngest district average age is early 20's

  • most divers district in Utah
  • Republicans and staunch Republicans
    • many Osmonds
    • pumping gas is not a metaphor for anything gay
  • new congressman
    • tips:

pick someone big, jack 'em into next week

    • you can't be made their biatch
  • opposes illegal immigration
    • open detention camps
  • dip Mexicans in florescent paint so we can see
    • fill Rio with acid
    • poison pinatas
  • A rating from NRA
  • Stephen introduces Sweetness to Jason
  • works out
  • challenges Stephen to leg wrestle
    • Stephen won

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