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Jason Altmire is the freshman Congressional Representative for Pennsylvania's 4th district, The Fightin' 4th!
Things Jason Used to Do Before Falling Under Nancy Pelosi's SpellEdit
He really had no political aspirations, so he attended Florida State University, go fire-proof crocodiles!
While in college, Jason played football so well he majored in political science eventually graduating in 1990.
After graduation, Jason served his nation proudly and with great honor as a lobbyist for the healthcare industry.
Jason Forced to Do Nancy Pelosi's Bidding To Steal Seat From The GOPEdit
Jason refused to tell Dr. Colbert what the biggest negative smear he used against Rep. Hart was or which smear he would like to take back, possibly due to her more powerful witchcraft.
Obviously Rep. Hart's witchcraft is not as powerful as Nancy Pelosi's.
Jason's Support for The Greatest President Ever WaversEdit
While in office, Rep. Hart did the absolute best for her constituents, which just so happened to coincide with The Greatest President Ever! 98% of the time.
Jason's Punishment for His However Brief Association with Nancy PelosiEdit
Despite selling his soul to Nancy Pelosi, Stephen's resounding triumph opened Jason's eyes to the superiority of The Greatest President Ever, finally admitting the 'Mission' was indeed 'Accomplished' in Iraq!
Before Jason could celebrate the gift of Accomplishment, Stephen bestowed another more powerful gift on upon young Jason: the gift of a nailing.