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Janeane Garofalo is a well known pot smoking lesbian. She practically drips with the stench of liberalness and weed, like a landfill filled with dead seagull and used condoms. A smell eerily reminiscent to what wafts up many a New Jersey shore, which incidentally Garofalo is from.
Janeane prefers to articulate her rage, rather than taking direct physical action against her enemies. She prefers to resolve conflicts with words rather than with violence. For this reason, among the many others, Janeane is a major threat to America's safety because America is no pussy.
When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off.
Garofalo plots to destroy these fine United StatesEdit
- Passing along Al-Qaeda attack plans in code through her "stand up" act.
- Harassing fine Americans like Bill O'Reilly and Black Haired Guy Who is Not Brown Haired Guy Who Is Not Steve Doocey, thereby distracting them from their job of helping America fight terrorists.
- Being a bitch.
- Won't admit being liberal is like patchouli, both stink and went out of fashion fifty-years ago.
- Unlike most female celebrities, Garofalo is not blonde, tall, and pretty. Instead she is short, plain, and dark-haired, just like Osama likes 'em.
- Promoting kindness towards animals, such as the ungodly killing machines known as bears.
- Was a recent co-host of the Minority Report on Air America Radio. She recently stepped down from the show - most likely out of the guilt of having caused the deaths of so many American soldiers.
- Janeane Garofalo is a feminazi and therefore hates America. In 1998 she officially joined the feminazi party along with Hillary Clinton and together joined with Rosie O'Donnell to convert America to liberal, National Rifle Association hating pussies.
She is a devout Atheist who does not believe in God or Satan or Jesus Christ and openly mocks religion, God and those who believe