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James River???
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The Greatest American River Ever!

Author Bob Deans enlightened all of America's Planet about the truthiness of America's history and how The Kennedys lied to everyone about it!

Mr. Deans discovered that America was founded in a church in The South, and not in an abortion clinic in colonial Taxachusetts, like Joseph Kennedy said.

The James River was where capitalism was born and where it thrived!

Geography of The James RiverEdit

Where The James River Got Its NameEdit

Why Other Rivers Are Not As American As The JamesEdit

Industries Started or Helped By The James RiverEdit

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