James River

12,423pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Add New Page Talk0
ATTENTION: This Page is for Real Americans™ ONLY
If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.
Hey, where the hell is
James River???
I don't care all that matters is that it's AMERICAN...hey nice ass, lady!

The Greatest American River Ever!

Author Bob Deans enlightened all of America's Planet about the truthiness of America's history and how The Kennedys lied to everyone about it!

Mr. Deans discovered that America was founded in a church in The South, and not in an abortion clinic in colonial Taxachusetts, like Joseph Kennedy said.

The James River was where capitalism was born and where it thrived!

Geography of The James RiverEdit

Where The James River Got Its NameEdit

Why Other Rivers Are Not As American As The JamesEdit

Industries Started or Helped By The James RiverEdit

See AlsoEdit


Welcome To
Please everyone, you are invited
to edit this page!

Also on Fandom

Random Wiki