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James Garfield was the first and only cat to ever be elected to the presidency. While serving, his owner, Jon Arbuckle made most of the decisions. Garfield was also fond of lasagna. In fact, he ate himself to death, having sudden cardiac arrest caused by fatty blockages in his arteries created by carbohydrate intake. No, that's actually liberal nonsense. The truth is that God sent a blood clot to kill him the way he did with Ariel Sharon.