James Garfield

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James Garfield
was the 20th President of the United States of America
Party: Republican   Term of Office: 1881

"James Garfield"
is an Official "Lover of Immoral Bears" (LiB) Site™

James Garfield,
the Cat

Male Cat
1831- 1881
Birthplace Ohio
Religion The Sun God Ra
Education Kentucky Wildcat
Hobbies Eating lasagna, sleeping, tricking Odie, watching TV
Arch Nemesis Odie
Super Powers Capable of finishing the never ending pasta bowl at Olive Garden
Little Known Fact Has sired 45 kittens
Pans of Lasagna Eaten 781
Bears Killed 0, is a lover of his teddy bear Pooky

James Garfield was the first and only cat to ever be elected to the presidency. While serving, his owner, Jon Arbuckle made most of the decisions. Garfield was also fond of lasagna. In fact, he ate himself to death, having sudden cardiac arrest caused by fatty blockages in his arteries created by carbohydrate intake. No, that's actually liberal nonsense. The truth is that God sent a blood clot to kill him the way he did with Ariel Sharon.

Garfield was also a bear lover, and therefore an enemy of freedom.

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