James E. Rodgers

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James E. Rodgers
is a Great American and deserves your adoration!
America loves you, James E. Rodgers
James E. Rodgers
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

James E. Rodgers is the CEO of Duke Energy.

June 16, 2009 NailingEdit


  • confused by his PR
    • environmentalist energy company CEO
  • his job one is to provide electricity
  • Stephen never turns the lights out because that's when the ghosts come out
    • can see his house from space
  • the US is in transition
    • 250,000 years of coal
  • the US is the Saudi Arabia of coal!
  • how to transition to a low carbon world?
  • under the current definition of "clean" his company has no clean energy generating plants
    • cannot motorboat the top of the chimney
    • cannot take CO2 out of emission
  • third largest generator of electricity from coal
    • chickens on treadmills
  • he gives lip service
  • believes in global warming
    • it makes it clear what his assignment is
  • must aspire to
  • Carbon Sequestration (or carbon capture)
    • he cannot define anything to 6-year olds because he is a lawyer
    • commercialized it
    • bury the carbon in the earth and hope it doesn't escape

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