James Comey
is a Traitor
And will soon feel the wrath of a vengeful Baby Jesus.

James Comey was the Deputy Attorney General under John Ashcroft. He failed to support The Greatest President Ever in the following ways:

Mr. Comey left the Justice Department in 2005 so that he could spend more time with his family. He is now employed by Lockheed Martin.

The only good thing he did for The Greatest President Ever was to help prosecute that America-hating Communist Martha Stewart, but being a traitor, him and Stewart deserve each other. Both Martha and Jon Stewart. They all make Baby Jesus cry.

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