James Cameron
makes the Baby Jesus cry,
and should be treated with caution contempt!

James Cameron is a former chick flick movie director, who in early 2007 revealed himself as a minion of Satan.

He accomplished this pitiful reputation by claiming that Jesus didn't rise from the dead, but in fact got married and fathered at least one child. Even more outrageously, he asserted that Our Savior was in fact only 3 feet tall and about 2 feet wide! Think of a tiny Michael Moore.

For this contemptible assertion alone he has earned the unwavering respect of liberals, atheists, Hollywood, Un-americans, and bears all over the world.

Contrary to popular belief he is not related in any way to Cameron Diaz. Although it's quite likely he'd love to nail her.

Movies He DirectedEdit

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