James Brown
is an American Man of God!!!
Baby Jesus
James Brown
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

James Brown: Godfather of soul, grandfather of funk, third cousin twice removed of polka. dead.

And, allegedly, black. The fact that his last name matches the alleged color of his skin has led those of us who were divinely endowed by God to not be aware of race to be very confused about the origin of race.

Now that James is dead, Stephen Colbert is officially The Hardest Working Man in Show Business.


  • Famous for "I Feel Good"
  • His last words were "Woooo, I don't feel so good!"
  • Was known for being both Black and Proud.
  • Liked to get on up and stay on the scene.
Don't Fake the Funk!
Rush says James Brown
is shamelessly boogie-worthy.

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