James Brady hates America. Although he was once a Real American and White House Press Secretary, something got into him and turned him into a raving anti-gun nut who wants to take away our right to shoot people. 'Thanks' to Mr. Brady and his Bradinistas, it is now impossible to buy fully-automatic assault rifles. Somehow, we are supposed to defend ourselves with semi-automatic assault rifles.
His Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence opposes the Second Amendment to the Constitution and a law in Florida which allows someone to use their gun if they feel threatened in a public place. Just how are we supposed to protect ourselves from our fellow citizens, sir?
On April 17, 2008, James was removed from the On Notice board, pardoned by recommendation from Barack Mohammed Hussein "Fear Bomb" Bin Obama, with Distractions taking James's former spot.
On the October 17, 2005 edition of The Colbert Report, Stephen leveled some harsh accusations at Mr. Brady, telling him if he did not appear on the show, he was a coward. Brady responded with this cowardly fax:
Stephen responded by challenging Mr. Brady to a duel at dawn, with pistols at twenty paces. Because Brady does not have a gun, that is a forfeit. Stephen wins.
The next time Brady threatens Stephen, it better be the manly way: by email.