James Bond Girl
Is an Uber Hottie and you are not! She makes The Baby Jesus stand at attention.
You may look, but do not touch. Unless Stephen Colbert has Nailed her first.
Baby Jesus
James Bond Girl
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

Ursula was the first Uberhottie


The first Bond Girl was Ursula Andress. Appearing in "Dr. No" (1962) as Honey Ryder. Clad only in a dive knife. She set the bar and still is Uberhot. She has copulated with Sean Connery, he is not Gay. Copulating with Ursula will Gay/Cure.

Notable Bond GirlsEdit

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