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Jagermeister is the shit!
Jagermeister is the best form of alcohol. Also known as The real man's drink, it is made from 100% pure distilled deer's blood.
To make Jagermeister, one begins by strangling a deer to death with their bare hands, which is the only manly way to kill a deer. You then drain their blood into a still, and distill it 462 times.
After that, you throw out the results, realizing that Jagermeister in fact has no deer's blood whatsoever, and head to the liquor store to buy some. You then head home, prepare the drink on ice, and proceed to get trashed. But hey, you killed a deer with your bare hands, so at least you're still a man!