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Jaden is a patriotic young member of the Colbert Nation who sometimes appears on The Colbert Report to assist Stephen. He is America's future.
His first appearance was in Stephen's attack ad against Willie Nelson's Country Peach Cobbler flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream. He let us know that he wouldn't like what a 'pot man' liked as an ice cream.
Then, on April 25, 2007, Jaden appeared again to help Stephen select a new name to end all names, one that could mean whatever we need it to whenever we need it to. Jaden pulled out the name Freemerican Victernity Made in China.
Thanks to Jaden, we now have a name that can be used for the entire course of the war, even as Jaden and his generation continue to pay for it (or fight in it).