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FrenchmanAvecTower
Jacques Chirac
est trop Français
veuillez l'éditer pour le rendre plus vrai dans les tripes
GirlieMan1
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Not quite girlie, not quite man,
Jacques Chirac
is all Girlieman.
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Don't be too mean,
Jacques Chirac
is a registered Pussy.

Jacques Chirac is the biggest pussy in France. We'll say it again: he's the biggest pussy in France!

In 2003, he put the sad, shrunken raisins that pass for his balls on the chopping block of pacifism when he refused to support The Greatest President's holy mission in Iraq. Real Americans everywhere promptly dished out fitting punishment: they bought gallons of very expensive French wine and poured it down the drain without drinking so much as a sip. Take that, mon frere!

In 2005, Chirac was replaced by Nicolas Sarkozy, a real leader so wise and idependent-minded that he does whatever President Bush tells him.

In 2011, he was convicted of getting state head, embezzling pubic funds, being immune in 1977 as Paris knightmare, being Jacques René Chirac.

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