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Jack Cafferty
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Media Conspiracy
Despite what you may have heard
Jack Cafferty
Is totally not racist!

Only on CNN...

Jack Cafferty is a grumpy old bastard with absolutely nothing positive to say about our country's politics. He is now forced to reside merely as a figment of Wolf Blitzer's left-bias, pot-induced fantasies. The small amount of air time mistakingly granted to him by CNN is spent spewing these pointed, loony questions. However, occasionally he speaks Truthiness to the American people on certain issues like Immigration.[1]

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Wolf Blitzer

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