Jack Black
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.
"Tenacious D is the second best band ever. Next to Stephen and the Colberts!"
~ Ronald Reagan's Ghost
Jack Black is a Secret Republican.
But I'll Never Tell!

Jack Black loves our president so much, he dresses up as him for Halloween.

Jack Black, aka The Kung Fu Panda, is a member of the Hollywood Frat Pack, a group of actors including Steve Carell, Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, and Vince Vaughn who often work in each other's movies. That's just fine by Stephen — he doesn't need to be in their stupid movies anyway! He's got his own... stuff ... to do!

Jack earned his nickname due to his imposing physical stature (although he likes to call it his "Cushion for the pushin'."). Despite his size, Jack is physically and also mentally adept and agile because he just accepted Jesus. His comedies are noted as featuring many trite sight gags, such as "pie in the face," a cliché that has come to signify Jack's "innovative" style of comedy.


  • Jack Black recently quit marijuana, and accepted Jesus Christ into his life. WAY TO JOIN THE WINNING TEAM MR. BLACK!!!!! GO JESUS!!!!!!!
  • In 2009, He won a Kids choice award for his work in Kung fu Panda. Where he research by hunting and eating wild pandas. Just like Stephen Colbert Does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • MEEEETAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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