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J.R.R. Tolkien

John Ronald Reuel Tolkien CBE (b.1892-d.1973) was a fantastic man. He was born in South Africa, though thankfully at the time it was an English province. He wrote the highly influential compendiums of human nature The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, which was later made into a trilogy of Nerd Porn.

The ValarEdit

Tolkien's Valar (gods) in ME have some striking similarities with Christianity and thus Stephen Colbert.

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J.R.R. Tolkien
composed at least one non-audiobook book.


Little Known FactsEdit

  • Because J.R.R. Tolkien was South African, his very existence is questionable. As a result, many people believe that the books were actually written by L. Ron Hubbard.
  • According to popular opinion Tolkien was the last respectable European. Upon hearing this, Bono killed a starving child.

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