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Isaac Asimov was a Jewish chemist and science fiction author. He believed in evolution because that is what the cool kids did at the time.

Asimov invented the robot and perfected it so he could build the greatest robot ever, Ronald Regan. Asimov built him to destroy the evil trifecta: Joseph Stalin, Saddam Hussein and Hillary Clinton. Reagan has acomplished his first two tasks but now has the most evil of all to contend with.

Asimov held many conservative points of view, and was one of the many that cheered when the Great Ronald Regan defeated the evil Soviets.

Asimov is famous in the science fiction community for not being involved in inappropriate relations with young boys in Sri Lanka.


Isaac Asimov
composed at least one non-audiobook book.

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