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Soccerball
Is It Time To Care About Soccer?
is Soccer-related
which makes it un-American

WonkyEarPub08
PuzzlePiece
Is It Time To Care About Soccer?
is a featured segment of
the Greatest American Television Show--EVER!!!, The Colbert Report.


June 30, 2009 AttemptEdit

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  • Stephen never cared until we became good at it
    • US beat Spain 2-1
  • used a metaphor to describe the match
  • soccer is so ingrained in Brazilian culture
    • can't be born without having to get passed a goalie
  • after showing some exciting highlights, dr. Colbert awoke wondering if he had grown a beard
  • show team pride
    • PRO fun scarves
      • beer is warm and cost 3 pounds (plus 2 more for tax)
  • CON players must be in shape
  • CON low scores
  • PRO rioting
    • violence can break out at any time
  • transitive property of defeat America is champs of the world
  • why care about soccer
    • beautiful game
  • get the rest of the world to call it soccer
  • Grenada
  • Honduras
  • Haiti
  • later U.S. in Mexico
    • the U.S. has never won in Mexico
  • WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE WORLD CUP!
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Is It Time To Care About Soccer?
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!

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