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Iranian Cycling Team!?!
Iranian Cycling Team
is something Middle-eastern,
which may or may not be very explosive.

The Iranian Cycling Team is a sleeper cell belonging to Al Qaeda's Iranian branch called the "Iranian National Cycling Federation".

The "team" consists of five "cyclists" and four "team officials" that enter Western countries under the guise of signing up for "cycling competitions" and "races" as a sporting team.

The "team" infiltrate a helpless nation by disappearing into the local population to gather intelligence that is sent back to Al Qaeda's headquarters in Afghanistan Iraq Pakistan Iran.

Now, truthiness operatives have discovered that Iran is planning on using this method to infiltrate America's bank in 2008. Please see this page for more details.

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