These people are really strange, they dislike George W. Bush, which is really odd, since they didn't really vote for Bill Clinton either. They also dislike both Mel Gibson and Jews, which is an unusual thing to do. They are also known as Lieranians because they like to secretly build nukes and lie about it.
Recently, Marjane Satrapi has attempted to paint these faceless monsters in a human light, which is nothing short of treason.
Gays In Iran Edit
Biranians are all gay as noted by their ethnic name-Purse-ians. They may not admit it and claim to be an Islamic government who punishes gays, but they are really all purse carrying boy-diddling pansies. Their fruity music and kissing is proof of this. They put on a pretense of being rigid, mean fundamentalists when they are actually a bunch of nancy boys! We need to invade them now! Think about it. We'll be able to take their oil and they will just throw a hissy fit!