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Insurance Companies
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Insurance Companies do the hard work in America by making sure only the best work gets done.


An insurance company is a type of corporation that is always there when you pay him, no matter what the circumstances are or were. He doesn't judge, for him it's just business.


Products and ServicesEdit


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Insurance companies provide compensation for loss under specific and detailed situations, so long as you are paid up ahead of time and that you meet all the criteria, etc.

Here are some of the types of coverage insurance companies provide:

Industries Helped By Insurance CompaniesEdit

How Insurance Companies Help AmericaEdit

Case Study: Health CareEdit

Criminal Court:Edit

In this day and age, life is short. Which is why Progressive is now providing a new insurance policy. If you ever die due to negligence, or manslaughter, Progressive's new policy guarantee's that it will spend a pile of money defending your killer in court to make sure they wont have to pay your family nor give them justice or a piece of mind. Is all about making sure we can help the American economy by not forking over our hard labor.[1]

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