The Injuns are an early mystical people who first inhabited the great lands that would one day become the United States of America. Upon witnessing the moral inferiority and complete imperfect nature of the founding fathers, realized that we were an inferior race. And as such, helped to fight back the evil British, securing our independence, and then voluntarily relinquishing all of their land to the newly found USA. They did this so that they would not get in our way of building the greatest nation ever. Presently they are guarding the borders of America to keep those who aren't pure of heart out of America.
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- One their tribes wanted a best 4 of 7 after losing a war for the district in Florida that Mark Foley connected to the Internets.
- Injuns are good for running casinos because they like to drink a lot.
- The Mohawks of Akwesasne are by far the most Superior of the Native American Tribes and are World Famous for there baskets, crafts, casinos, and smuggling rings.
- In Bear Country Canada, they can't call Injuns Native Americans, so they have to call them Native People/Thingies.
- They lived in Peetees, or Teehouses, or was it Teepees? Either way their homes were a bit flawed compared to a real American's house.
- jack Abramoff was the best thing that ever happend to them.
- Jacoby Ellsbury is 129% Navajo
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The Tribes of North AmericaEdit
- Ho Chunk (The tribe formerly know as Winnebago)
The Tribes of the Caribbean and Central AmericaEdit
- The tribe formerly known as the the Caribs
Movies About INJUNSEdit
- Smoke Signals
- Dances with Wolves
- Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee
- Powwow Highway
- Welfare TeePee
- Injuns demands Whiteman's medicine and stuff
- Mooslim joins alliance with injuns
- Terrorist Injuns tries to invade England for payback
- Holy Sh#t! Obama is a sekret Indian, the casino kind, not the 7-11 kind!
- Cherokee Nation wants fureigners out
- Wait... Injuns haz rights too?
- Savages seeks Jesus help to stop brainwashing
- Even after racism is over injuns continues to claim racism is still alive.
- How white people saved those poor savages