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Infinitely is a word that means a little bit more than anything else you can think of to say. For example, when faced with a bear that has missed an early-morning fish, you could wish you were infinitely elsewhere.

The word infinitely was first used by French scientists during World War Two, as a means of controlling the ever-increasing number of Petainists. They would corner the hapless collaborator in a disused coffee bar and make him eat infinitely large numbers of croissant until the collaborator either confessed to liking Barry Manilow or experienced terminal diarrhoea.

It can also be used to describe Stephen Colbert as in he is infinitely the best host on television

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