Indiana Jones (a.k.a. Indy; Kentucky; Alabama; and stuck-up, half witted, scruffy looking nerf-herder) is an American hero. He is the son of James Bond. And Jeopardy's greatest contestant Sean Connery.
Bad Ass Accomplishments! Edit
Had sex more than any other man! (Except Colbert)
Made Damn Sure Nazi went back to Germany to cry in there sour krauts
Proved that the sword is actually extremely gay when it comes to bullets
Fun Facts Edit
Anytime you are at Skywalker Ranch, if you wake up with morningwood it's referred to as an Indiana Joner.