The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Idol Worshippers
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!

Idol Worshippers are confused people who have not yet accepted The Lord Jesus Christ, Only Son of God into their cold, black hearts.

Instead, they spend their worthless lives searching for salvation in tiki surf pendants, golden figurines or other assorted inanimate objects.

They are not to be confused with idle worshippers who spend their time glorifying the wonder that is television.



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Modern Idol WorshippersEdit

Where Can You Find Idol WorshippersEdit

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