This is the official sign in website for all claimants of Anna Nicole Smith's young daughter.

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-No way! Everyone knows you got no action going on "down there!"--Papa Bear--22:42, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
-Mr. Bear, if that's your real name, at least I never used a falafel when intimate with the ladies...Tucker--22:49, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Tom Cruise--23:16, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Ted Haggard, how's that for Ex-Gay!--23:20, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Abe (The "Babe Maker") Lincoln--23:21, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Daniel Boone, I got this message on my BlackBerry saying if I sign-up I get a free "My Humps" ringtone.--00:25, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Wolf Blitzer A 25 cent beard ride...anything for our viewers.--00:31, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Michael Jackson , "Me and Anna were friends..." --18:39, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Ann Coulter, "Come on, don't act like you didn't see this one coming." -- 12:03, 09 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Howard Stern, "I had to keep up my energy during commercial breaks, you know." -- 04:11, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, "While I'm at it, I might as well 'fess up..." -- 04:29, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  • OJ Simpson, "I have slow moving sperm." -- 04:35, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Michael Moore, "she took advantage of me while I was immobilized from eating too many twinkies!" -- 05:07, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Zsa Zsa Gabor, "anything my latest incompetent husband can do I can do too!" -- 05:11, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Stephen Colbert "formula 401 at work, baby!-- 00:50, 17 March 2007 (UTC)



this guy, whose reaction at hearing the news is a reflection of his classiness! would like to thank all of the sperm donors above for their participation in this survey, but apparently, the factonistas with all their DNA have decided to give it to ...

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