I Am Not Stephen Colbert
is just one of the many gifts the Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has bestowed upon all of humankind. Thank you Dr. Colbert, thank you.

A key component to Stephen Colbert's strategy of protecting your online identity is to start every intertubes search with the phrase "I am not (Insert Your Name Here)"


  • I am not Megadeth
  • I am not a member of the upright citizen's brigade

See Also: Identity Theft

"I Am Not Stephen Colbert"
Is an essential component of's Internets Tube for Nerds

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