Hybrid cars are cars for the liberals. They are nothing compared to Hummers that the real men and women of America drive. Hybrids usually smell like "dank ass shit" smoked by liberals. Every Hybrid car will soon take out our supply of unlimited electricity, even if coal-powered plants are built in every state.
The Day The Sky Went Dark:Hybrids Come To AmericaEdit
How Real Americans Can Combat The Hippie ThreatEdit
- Colbert Nation window stickers will not adhere to hybrids.
- Causes smugness