PLEASE NOTE: This page is for the noun (or car) "Hummer", if you were looking for the verb "hummer" you can go to hell, because that kind of stuff makes The Baby Jesus cry.
Hummers are the preferred method of lessening our dependency on foreign oil, as they make buying more U.S oil
Famous Hummer DriversEdit
- The preferred mode of transport for Jesus when a cloud of money is unavailable.
- Stephen Colbert's hummer is covered in flags and "support our troops" ribbons, to match his underwear.
- Iraq troops
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- American heroes can buy these and get a $50,000 tax break from Uncle Sam.
- They can be used to run over tiny electric cars or the non-American hybrids that liberals drive.
- It was the first hybrid vehicle, running on gasoline and the blood of patriots.
- Hummers were invented in 1852, and were Michigan's #1 export until 2006, when they were replaced by the Saginaw Spirit.
- A trained machine for killing hippies, commies, and liberals.
- No, you cannot run a Hummer on creamed corn, you dirty LIBERAL!!!
- Hummers are also the #1 threat to the male genitalia if you are on it's bad side. Its killing methods include castration and then a square dance with the H2 on the belly of the victim.
- Jesus drove a Hummer. Shouldn't you?
- Wikipedia supports our Hummers
- Enjoy a large, uncensored photo of a Hummer H1's wheel
- Hummer H1 photo in action for your desktop
- A photo so big, your monitor might become a Hummer
- Hot Hummer wallpaper action including an idea in case you run out of gas
- Something to remember prom with