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"Human-Animal Hybrid"
discusses one of the Liberal's Ridiculous Theories and Notions.

Man + Dog = Mog

The Human-Animal Hybrid is a threat to all that is good and right about America. This is only one of the litany of reasons why The Greatest President has outlawed Stem Cell Research in the US o' A.

Box Turtle + Karate expert = Hero In a Halfshell

If you've got the balls, imagine a world populated by these unnatural freaks. Say your throwing a fancy cotillion and one of these half human, half animal types show up.

Wait a second! What kind of person would invite such a beast?

Man + Fly = Jeff Goldblum

See here you hybrid sympathizer, you'd better choose what side your on. I mean it, this isn't animal house buddy.

More Examples of Unnatural FreaksEdit

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