Hula is the national dance of the exotic island nation of Hawaii and contains many ritualized elements that the restless natives used in lieu of verbal communication!
Origin & HistoryEdit
After the Great Flood, God placed one race of natives on a volcano in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
How To Dance The HulaEdit
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This section will outline in great and exacting detail how the brown-skinneded, naked island heathens perform the hula.
The hula can be performed alone or in large groups around the rotting carcass of a recently sacrificed pig.
Clothing Options & AccessoriesEdit
- ideas: grass skirt, necklace of flowers (lei), crown of thorn-less flowers, conch shell, tiki idol, surf board, bong
Moving One's ArmsEdit
Moving One's PelvisEdit
Selling One's Soul To Satan & Rejecting ChristEdit
Famous People Who Have Danced The HulaEdit
- like all dancing, hula is considered by law enforcement officials to be soliciting for sex
- clockwise hula is the hula of shameEpisode #478