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Howard Zinn was one of the greatest assholes of the 20th and 21st century who broke old ground with his landmark manifesto, the poorly named A People's History of the United States. A butt puppet of the USSR he has left behind a strong legacy of hate in the hearts of millions of people across the globe and his life stands as an inspiration to all who unlike him seek to forge substantial changes in America and the world abroad for the better.
Howard Zinn's eyebrows are very angry and don't get laid enough.
Ann Coulter would do them if they weren't so hairy and liberal.
Howard Zinn invented the eyebrow clipper in 1981 when a young whippersnapper by the name of Stevie Colbert told him that his eyebrows were so hairy that he "makes Bigfoot look normal".
Howard Zinn is the only known person to have ever run away from the French army.
Chuck Norris wanted to roundhouse kick Howard Zinn, but he decided that douchebag was too hard to scrape off his boots.
On the day that they tore down the Berlin Wall, Howard Zinn was found with a pack of bricks and a bucket of mortar.
Howard Zinn thought Karl Marx was too conservative.
Howard Zinn was happy to find out there were nuclear weapons headed to Cuba.
Till his dying day Howard Zinn still thought that the Soviet Union was a good thing.
Howard Zinn didn't see what's wrong with the society in George Orwell's 1984.
Howard Zinn might not be allowed into heaven sheerly because all he'd do is write books about how crappy he thinks it is.
Mark my words Zinn, giving a "come-hither-look" under those bushy eyebrows isn't going to save you now...you'll get yours...