Howard Fineman
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

March 11, 2009 NailingEdit

  • Stephen has 13 arguments before breakfast
  • 13 is lucky
    • 13 colonies
    • 13 stripes in the flag
  • history in the headlines
    • dive in and learn some history
    • make scratch
  • he is an inside beltway media elite
    • he decides what the rest of America
  • examples:
    • relationship between the government and the market
  • communal and communism have the same root
  • Dr. Colbert doesn't go to ice cream social
  • cannot sail across a country
  • do other countries have arguments?
  • France
    • eat cheese or smoke during our three-ways?
  • arguments are good
    • The civil war was the best thing to ever happen
    • guns
  • passionate about their arguments
    • accept the humanity of the people on the other side
    • may accept their idea is valid
  • essential to every argument that Dr. Colbert has:
    • the other guy's wrongness
  • One of the arguments: who is an American?
    • never seen Obama's birth certificate
  • we were a nation of immigrants, we are now a nation of Americans!
  • to save on time:
    • yes
    • no
    • yes
    • yes
    • kick ass & take names
    • only once in college

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