Reading BallotsEdit

"D" stands for "Don't Vote For Them"

Like Pope VotingEdit

Dr. Colbert chose to celebrate a (ick) liberal "win" with blue balloons; and red ones when America wins.

However, the balloon depot had only one color: red.

Who Is Thinking About The Children?Edit

Dr. Colbert recruited two young Americans, Johnny and Scarlett, to assist him in his voting demonstration.

Dr. Colbert asked if tthe children like balloons.

They do.

He then asked them if they would be sad without them.

They would.

There is only way to make the kids happy: vote Republican!

So, go vote!!!

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