"D" stands for "Don't Vote For Them"
Like Pope VotingEdit
Dr. Colbert chose to celebrate a (ick) liberal "win" with blue balloons; and red ones when America wins.
However, the balloon depot had only one color: red.
Who Is Thinking About The Children?Edit
Dr. Colbert recruited two young Americans, Johnny and Scarlett, to assist him in his voting demonstration.
Dr. Colbert asked if tthe children like balloons.
He then asked them if they would be sad without them.
There is only way to make the kids happy: vote Republican!
So, go vote!!!