God Touching Adam
"How A Bill Becomes A Law"
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How A Bill Becomes A Law
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American Law Series
Legal Documents
Lawmaking Bodies
Important Laws
Important Rulings

This article is part of Jesus' Holy Educational Tube of The Internets and it will describe in complete detail the American law-making process.

Successful completion of this Internets Course qualifies the participant to Apostle-grade-level at all colleges in Jesus' College Trifecta:

Prerequisites Needed Before Taking This CourseEdit

  • voted Republican in every election
  • attend church every day
  • check for $250,000 US Dollars clears

You Do Not Need To Do The FollowingEdit

Some courses describe only what is needed prior to signing up for a course, but it is necessary to point out what criteria are not needed for this special course as well. These criteria are listed below:

  • ability to read
  • ability to comprehend what is read
  • any familiarity with "logic"
  • any familiarity with "history"

Objective of This CourseEdit

To learn the proper procedure for getting a law passed in the American Congress.

Materials Needed for Completing This CourseEdit

You will need the following materials to accompany the reading for this course:

  • The Holy Bible
  • an Internets-ready, born-again computer
  • one gallon of holy water
  • 4 crucifixes
  • an American Flag
  • crown of thorns
  • cat-o-nine tails
  • one hand


Please click here to go to the lessons.


When you have completed each lesson, there is a link for the test for that particular lesson.

Please submit your answers to your pastor each Sunday until you have completed all lessons.

Extra CreditEdit

For an in-depth instructional film on this subject, please visit this page.

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