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American Law Series
This article is part of Jesus' Holy Educational Tube of The Internets and it will describe in complete detail the American law-making process.
Successful completion of this Internets Course qualifies the participant to Apostle-grade-level at all colleges in Jesus' College Trifecta:
Prerequisites Needed Before Taking This CourseEdit
- voted Republican in every election
- attend church every day
- check for $250,000 US Dollars clears
You Do Not Need To Do The FollowingEdit
Some courses describe only what is needed prior to signing up for a course, but it is necessary to point out what criteria are not needed for this special course as well. These criteria are listed below:
- ability to read
- ability to comprehend what is read
- any familiarity with "logic"
- any familiarity with "history"
Objective of This CourseEdit
Materials Needed for Completing This CourseEdit
You will need the following materials to accompany the reading for this course:
- The Holy Bible
- an Internets-ready, born-again computer
- one gallon of holy water
- 4 crucifixes
- an American Flag
- crown of thorns
- cat-o-nine tails
- one hand
Please click here to go to the lessons.
When you have completed each lesson, there is a link for the test for that particular lesson.
Please submit your answers to your pastor each Sunday until you have completed all lessons.
For an in-depth instructional film on this subject, please visit this page.