Hot dog vendors

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Hot dog vendors
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!

Hot Dog Vendors are people that sell Hot dogs. These people are held in little respect by most people except for male liberals because they like to hit on the hot dog guy. However, because they sell hot dogs, one of the few All American Foods they should be given much more respect than they deserve. The person who deserves all the respect is Stephen Colbert for he likes hot dogs, too. Especially Alaskan huskies in the summertime.

A Zen Master once asked a Hot Dog Vendor to "make me one with everything".

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