Hopemonger (n.) Blind Optimist

A Hopemonger is sometimes also called a Democrat. This class of people keeps their heads in the clouds, unwilling to consider practical solutions to our nation's problems. They somehow think that they can bring about change just by hoping and theorizing, maybe even backed by a bit of untruthy research.

In all, this is a highly idealistic and foolish brand of person, and will likely not make it anywhere past Cloud 9 anytime soon. In other words, don't vote for them.


  • Ghandi
  • Martin Luther King
  • The Red Cross
  • Hippie Jesus
  • Mother Theresa
  • Mom
  • any woman trying to do a man's job (except Condoleezza Rice, of course)
  • Muhammad Ali
  • Barack Obama
  • Protestants and other Christian wannabees
  • that atheist on your favorite forum who tries to convert you
  • that one teacher in school who tried to erase The Bible from your mind with her black magic

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