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The bane of our existance.

Honey is a narcotic that fuels bears, the biggest threat to America.

Other uses and deceptions Edit

The term "honey" has long been the calling card of the truck stop and small diner waitress and is often shortened to "hon" to make you think it's okay that your coffee hasn't been topped off in the last five minutes. In recent years the word "honey" has gained popularity as a description for nubile young females (most notably and most attractively Jessica Alba), often appearing in rap videos. But all of this is only meant to distract you from the fact that billions of bees are working hard every day to make more honey to fuel the biggest threat to America - bears.

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