Homer, New York

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Homer, New York
is a Recognized City of the United States of America.
All the geography American schoolkids Need To Know.

Homer, NY was founded by pot-smoking inbread Canadian Hippies in the year 1669 A.D. This city is so immensely queer that it lacks a mayor, Republican Headquarters, and a church.

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Homer, New York
Mayor: Larry Craig
City Motto: "Love Thy Sibling"
Nickname: Land of the Rising Queer
Theme Song: Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Population: Canada - π
Standard MPH: How fast does a bear walk?
Principal industries: Pot, Gay Canadian Inbreds, Bacon
Fun Fact # 1: In a recent international study Homer was found to be the most bear-loving, embryonic stem-cell researching city in the world.

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