| Homer, New York
| Mayor: || Larry Craig
|City Motto: || "Love Thy Sibling"
|Nickname:|| Land of the Rising Queer
|Theme Song: || Somewhere Over the Rainbow
|Population: || Canada - π
|Standard MPH: || How fast does a bear walk?
|Principal industries:|| Pot, Gay Canadian Inbreds, Bacon
Homer, NY was founded by pot-smoking inbread Canadian Hippies in the year 1669 A.D. This city is so immensely queer that it lacks a mayor, Republican Headquarters, and a church.
|Fun Fact # 1:|| In a recent international study Homer was found to be the most bear-loving, embryonic stem-cell researching city in the world.
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